1. Chatting with Bringly on Facebook.

    1. Bringly: "DUDE WHY DO TORI'S FRIENDS FROM CA KEEP ADDING ME?"
    2. Me: "they all added me, she tells them about us probs"
    3. Bringly: "probs, i mean we're pretty fucking awesome" ................."sorry i spelled lame wrong"
     
  2. Makes status with Andrew Jackson Jihad lyrics, then some super christian kid says this. pefect. ”my god thinks my jokes are funny”

     
  3. Dear Tumblr,

    i love you so, but if you cannot hold up your end of this relationship i may become irritated and tense with you

    love, 

    Sean

     
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  5. So i was talking to my Girlfriend and she keeps getting sick so i said maybe you have like kryptonite in your water, she replied “SUPERMAN!” and then decided she liked spiderman more, later on she saw an add on facebook that was labeled “Are you Spiderman? Find out here.” …..it’s gotta be a sign

     
  6. (Source: elisetti)

     
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  8. On Youtube, video stops loading

    internet says “i hate you sean, go back to tumblr”

     
  9. My dad won’t let me get me him

    I. NEED. HIM. 

    (Source: stylishsatan)

     
  10. browsing a blog, found this. Im not sure if it was on purpose but i laughed pretty hard either way.

     
  11. mrhipp:

    THE GOOD, THE BAD AND WOODY

    (via savasana-deactivated20111207-de)

     
  12. gta hahaha